Gym Etiquette

1. Wipe – You’re sweaty, sticky, and dripping with pheremones. And I’m not referring to the sexy turn-me-on kind either. I can provide my own sweat thank you.

2. Lift a reasonable amount of weight – No pain, no gain. I get it and I totally feel ya. I just don’t need to hear ya. “Unh, urgh, hooooo, ssstttsss,” can be saved for elsewhere. And no, we’re not impressed.

3. Sing in your brain – There’s a reason why the iPod is played into your ears, and not mine. It’s generous of you to want to share your cover of Celine Dion’s My Heart Will Go On, but no. Please.

4. Don’t stare – I could stare right back, but I don’t because it’s rude. So don’t do it.

5. Share the equipment – You hop on the treadmill, just standing there, chatting with your friend. 15 minutes later, you realize you’ll burn more calories if you turn it on and walk a little. 10 minutes later, someone shows up wanting the treadmill. You get what I’m trying to say.  Also, if you see people waiting, follow the rules of the time limits set by the gym. It’s actually more interesting to switch it up a bit anyway.