Mercury in what?!

Mascara. First it’s lead in lipstick, now it’s mercury in mascara. Do you see a pattern here? Yeah, they alliterate! Cool huh? Well that, and they’re heavy metals in cosmetics! I didn’t even know it was lawful to put Hg in cosmetics these days but what do I know? So what’s next? Evil in eyeliner? Oh wait, evil is not a heavy metal. Whew. We’re saved. Because as we all know, if you have to walk out the door with nothing else on, let it not be eyeliner.